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the cats

Tuxedo Cat


Voted Best-Dressed Cat three years running, Tux is often found sleeping on the bed after the people of the house have gone off to earn their keep. Under the stage name Hernandez, he is a founding member of the Handsome Cat Modeling School.


Tuffalufagus II


Having worked as a consultant to the cat treat industry, Tuffy, or Frank as he was known back then, now spends his days listening to National Public Radio, working on his tennis game, and preparing to defend his thesis on nationalized veterinary care.


The Incredible Gizmo


Fresh from her success as the best-selling author of “The Secret Life of Sweaters,” Gizmo has taken to daily naps in Jonathan’s closet, where she tests her ability to shed on his overcoat as part of the research for her sophomore effort, tentatively titled “The Secret Life of Coats.”